The little tub of Lard that couldn't

I can't climb stairs, I can't run past my next door neighbor's house, I can't pay my rent, I can't put gas in my car, I can't look at myself in the mirror, I can't lift my leg above the ottoman, i still cry when i eat, I miss being full blast anorexic, I miss the discipline, I miss going to class, I miss coming home sore, I miss being 115lbs, I miss not worrying about whether or not buying this can of soup will put my account into overdraft, and if you think im kidding or exaggerating ask one of my friends...oh wait....